Special price offer for my book ends at midnight
As the title suggests the special price offer for my book ends at midnight tonight. It is currently for sale at £2.45 on Amazon but will increase to £9.99 at midnight.
What is it about?
For those of you who don’t know, I wrote a collection of poems based on the twonks I met through online dating over the past couple of years. It was never my intention to publish them it was just a cathartic way for me to deal with these situations at the time. A friend read them and suggested that I publish them and that is what I did. I thought it only right to make it more accessible by launching with a reduced price for a short time but my special offer price for my book ends at midnight tonight.
There is a sample poem located in my blog and this is the link. I will also now share with you the poem I used as my profile on any dating sites I am currently still on. You will find this poem along with others in the book along with the others.
My Dating Site Profile
Dating sites are just a nightmare
Full of people being dishonest
They hide behind their computer screens
The lies they say just astonish
The ones without photos are married
This I worked out quite easily
The ones holding a large fish
Well, they think they are being really funny
The ones standing next to a Porsche
Guys, we know it’s not yours so please just stop it
Hi gawjuss… really? it is gorgeous
I can’t believe someone just wrote that
And guys please when it comes to your photos
Please, please look around and behind you
Your dirty toilet, wonky shelf and clothes stack
Says a lot more than your spray painted six pack
I do not want to see photos of your trouser snake
And I am definitely not going to be your wank line
And when I say don’t; I really do mean it
A warm, lovely, smiley face is your guideline
My bra size is none of your business
So please do not even think to ask me
As for just “Hi” what the hell?
Come on guys be a bit more gutsy
If you make me smile or make me laugh
Then you are definitely more than half way there
It does not have to be a long paragraph
But just a few words to show that you care
A wicked sense of humour is just perfect
With twinkly eyes and a cheeky smile to match
Come on guys just come and woo me
There you go, easy peasy and there is no catch
I have had a lot of positive feedback from people who have bought the book reducing some to tears which I find incredibly moving and I’m very touched.
Remember – Special price offer for my book ends midnight
If you would like to purchase the book in Kindle or paperback before midnight please click this link and it will take you to the store.
I hope you are all having a wonderful weekend.